Mr Darcy's Diary

I was exhausted when I got home last night, but very happy to be back in the office this morning. Everything seems familiar and I think I have home sorted out too. This morning at home I met these things called 'chooks'. Mum was collecting funny looking round things, and I thought I would bark at her and them. Mum didn't like that much. She said "OK - into the chook pen with you" and guess what,...
Mum picked me up at Murgon in Queensland two days ago. I was born in the bush and I am now 8 weeks old - a perfect time to leave my birth mother. I have been very busy getting to know Dane, Polly and Tim (Tim doesn't like me). Dane absolutely loves me and keeps giving me teddies to play with. Dane is like a grandfather, and Tim and Polly are like big brothers and sisters. They say I am a golden...
I am not going into the office today, Mum says I have been too busy and need a rest. Last night I got put to bed early as usual because there were a lot of yukky things called “canetoads” running around the garden. Mum says they are very dangerous. She always wanders around at night with a torch picking them up and putting them in the fridge, so they can go to sleep peacefully, but they keep...
I have mastered not chasing the chooks. Jayne, my friend at home, said I was "walking with chooks, not dancing with wolves". She is very proud of me about that. Then I went to Quinlans and had a baby-sitter, Liane while Mum was talking to lots of people about our new place. I saw yellow-tailed black cockatoos, 5 of them. Gosh they are so noisy, but I listened very intently. One lady wants to have...