Mr. Darcy's Diary

Just remember dogs are not allowed to eat chocolate, but you are allowed to eat lots – lucky you. Over and out Mr. Darcy read more

Hello Koala Lovers, Did you have a lovely Christmas? I did, and time to join the Koala Army! Our latest recruit – good to start young. Over and Out as Urban would say, Mr. Darcy read more

Rodney has gone to the moon! read more

I have been left behind. Mum said she would miss me, but she said I would shed too much hair in the hire car in the front seat. Mr. Darcy read more

Lulu wants a sleep over with us. Love Mr Darcy read more

Hi Koala Lovers, I actually do not like celery, MUM gave it to me because I always feel hungry (I am on a diet because I am getting older) and anyway, Charlie does not like it either, and well, I am ... read more

Merry Christmas from me and all my animal brothers and sisters here at home with Mum. We are going to have a lovely Christmas because Mum has BIG work to do in 2019! Over and Out. Mr. Darcy read more

I need to DOB on MUM - it looks like she has gone to Quinlans without me. SHOCKING! read more

I think I am going to have to recruit this fellow retriever into the Koala Army . These are great problem solving skills that will be needed for a Koala Protection Act . Over and out Mr. Darcy read more

My cat brothers never use plastic bags. They always buy one of these .... read more